Lem is a vampire.
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Lem and the Reels by Memnalar, literature
Literature
Lem and the Reels
It must have been daytime outside, because Melody slept. When she opened her eyes again, Lem had transformed the chaotic stack of boxes and bags and crates into a chaotic stack of whatever had been inside the boxes, bags and crates. In the light of his little Coleman lantern, Lem had assembled a collection of, well, everything. Comic books. Gas masks. Car parts. Cans of spray paint. Batteries. Clothes, men's and women's. There was a stuffed barn owl staring at Melody from atop a basket of cheap wristwatches. And that was just what Melody could see. It was a big room, and most was in darkness.
Lem huddled in front of a metal box, fixing what
The ivy on the walls surrounding Memorial Park was so thick that Lem could climb it. On the top of the wall, he reached down, helped Melody up, and they both jumped to the ground on the other side.
They had been here before, not long after Melody had been turned. On that night, they encountered things in this park that had kept Lem away every night since. But things were different now, and both Lem and Melody were out of options.
Stick close, Lem signed. Melody didn't respond. They picked their way through the thick brambles and overgrowth, until they found one of the paths that crisscrossed the old park. A decade ago, people walked their d
The shelter's back door was locked, as usual.
Lem rapped on it with his knuckle. He waited. The only sound was the flourescent light buzzing overhead and the wind in the alley. A stray newspaper blew up and stuck to his thigh. He grabbed it. The headline was about the climbing murder rate.
He let it blow away.
The light behind the peephole darkened for a second. The bolt behind the door slid back. The door opened.
Lyle stood there. A gentle giant. Over six feet of tattooed muscle and a vague scent of cannabis. He held the door with one hand, and a twelve gauge in the other.
They looked each other up and down. Then Lyle clamped a beefy ha
The library bathed in a split-second of light as a monitor shattered on the floor. Lem had tried to roll with Corky's axe blow, tumbling over the computer table to land on the other side. He scrambled to his feet, grabbed the monitor and held it up to throw it, fend off another swing, Lem didn't know what.
Corky stood there, his skin grey as death, eyes wide in horror and hands raised. Empty.
No axe.
They stood like that. Corky frozen in terror, Lem like a crazy person with a shattered computer monitor raised over his head.
Corky finally signed what both men were thinking. What the fuck?
Lem put the destroyed monitor back on the desk. He
Lem spent the day in a drain pipe. Come sundown, he showered at the YMCA, taking care to look anyone up and down who wasn't a regular. He paused at the corkboard. There were a handful of photocopied missing-person flyers. He recognized faces from the street, men who frequented the Y. He knew their names. He knew they were probably dead, thanks to his kind.
They were missed. He looked around the lobby, at the chipped paint and the guys who came in and out like ghosts. Which one would be next? End up in a dumpster with his throat wide open? He could see it on their faces. They knew something was wrong outside. He pulled his hood over his head
The third guy had made a beeline for Vic's Lounge. Lem didn't blame him, he'd probably want a drink too after a night like this.
Lem followed him by taste. Not hard, the guy was sweating fear, and the Harley softtail he rode here needed a good tuning. It couldn't have been easier if he'd been dragging a leaky paint can behind him the whole way.
Lem killed the engine on the bike and swung his leg over the seat. Not a bad ride; the previous owner had kept it in good order before Lem stabbed him in the throat. Too bad he couldn't keep it. Lem left the keys in the ignition, smiled grimly at the lucky rabbit's foot dangling from the ring, and wa
Smoke landed on Lem's tongue. He was close. This is where homeless and travelers converged, with makeshift cookfires, camps struck from tents and plastic tarps and cardboard and grocery carts. He saw the flames from a glowing pit. It was cold tonight. They were burning anything they could find.
Shadows milled in the light. Lem entered the clearing, made sure they saw him, and stood quietly.
Most of them turned their backs. A couple shuffled toward him.
The first was Jaye. He was a prostitute sometimes. Another was Maisie. She had a son uptown, in some law office. She hadn't heard from him in years. The third was Cowboy, on account of his h
He pulled the newspaper from the trash and flicked an orange peel away. It was yesterday's edition of the Legion, the one with the follow-up report on Harper's Grove. That had been the name of the residence hotel Buttercup torched. Along with a part-time vampire hunter and his mother, she'd burned a hundred twenty eight people to death.
If this city was the asshole of the world, Harper's Grove had been a dried smear around the edge. No one missed it. The Legion didn't bother listing the names of the dead; what did the readers care about a tenement full of junkies, whores and welfare queens, more conspicuous as a smoking hole in the ground th
She played with the lighter, spinning it on the table. The coffeemaker hissed. This time, she'd made coffee in it. A cup of it stood steaming and untouched at her left elbow. She picked up the lighter, sparked it until her cigarette glowed, then dropped it back on the table with a thunk, like a judge's gavel.
"No."
Lem raised his head from the back of the chair he straddled, and started to sign a protest.
She stopped him with a wave. "Let's cut the shit, dear. This is a shelter. A roof. Sometimes an asylum. Often a zoo."
This time, Sister Constance removed the cigarette from her lips, and gestured with it in Lem's face.
"What it is not,"
Back at the shelter, they called him Stitches. He spent most of his time picking up old clothes and such from trash bins and dumpsters, kind of thing even Goodwill didn't want. He'd give it to the Sister every couple of weeks. She'd smile and throw it in the washing machine, get the stink out, leave it folded up for him. It'd be gone the next evening.
He'd cut the pieces up and sew them back together in ways that only made sense to him. Sometimes quilts in bizarre shapes. Sometimes shirts with too many arms, or maybe pants with one leg too short. One time he gave Lem a pillowcase made out of a bunch of leftover t-shirts from a church's Fun R